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		<title>Bill Gates&#8217; spoof retirement video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[computerworld asked: Bill Gates&#8217; CES keynote featured a funny retirement video that included cameos by Jay-Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Brian Williams. Snorg Tees]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement Quotes and Sayings &#8211; Part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More retirement quotes and funny sayings! Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.  ~Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949 When you retire, you switch bosses &#8211; from the one who hired you to the one who married you.  ~Gene Perret The money&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement Quotes and Sayings &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More retirement quotations and pity sayings. Some of these are pretty amusing and most of them are very true! Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer&#8217;s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement Quotes and Sayings &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a collection of quotes and sayings about retirement. Some of them are funny and some are just wise! The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.  ~Abe Lemons When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement Jokes &#8211; &#8220;If My Body Were a Car&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I&#8217;ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that&#8217;s not the worst of it. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Living Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I, _____ _____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn&#8217;t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the [...]]]></description>
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